sH0ppiNG tErUssss

ermm.. tahun nie tahun bertuah aku kot.. tahun nie name nek untuk mengikuti lawatan sambl belajar ke Bandung dan Jakarta, Indonesia.. Rombongan ini adalah rombongan yg diadakan setiap 2 thn sekali. Mula bertolak dari pejabt ke LCCT pada mlm Khamis (09/4/09) dengan menaiki bas SUKJ. Perjalanan yg bermula dari jam 12.00pagi dan sampai di Masjid Sepang, Selangor jam 5.00pagi (setelah berehat di Ayer Keroh dgn begitu lama). Ahli rombongan membersihkan diri dan bersolat Subuh disana.. Selepas solat, kami bergerak ke Sepang LCCT.. Selepas siap check in boarding pass, kami semua g sarapan di McD.. xper ader orang belanja..hehehehe

then kami menaiki kapal terbang AirAsia Indonesia untuk ke Lapangan Terbang Bandara Husein Satranegara, Bandung.. ( perg.. panjang baget seayy)
lepas tu terus nek bas untuk pergi check in hotel di Hotel Cemerlang.. Area maner x sempat aku nak tinjau..

dalam jam 3pm, kami semua ( rombongan haji On ) pergi ke Toko Tiga... toko baju, suar jean dan macam bagai lagi pakaian.. tapi aku x beli aper2 pun. mcm x penting. at last pak mael kontraktor blanje beli t-shirt sehelai yg ader tulis Bandung. ( ntah maner bju tu skrg aku pun xtau).

Kemudian pegi ke factory outlet yg macam bagai pakaian dn barang2... aku pun nek pening pale tgl barang2 tu..

pu3nakal: kak wa, akak nak beli barang aper?
kak wawa: entah ea.. ni semo barang yang ada kat m'sia. akak nak cari barang yang xder di m'sia.

aku setuju gak ckp kak wa tu... last kitorg xbeli aper2 pun.. member lain banyak gak tgk shopping..

uLat buKu

Hari ini aku nak introduce sesuatu yang bagus untuk kesihatan umat manusia.. buku nie adalah himpunan pelbagai joke and funny stories or short joke yang diterbitkan oleh Reader Digest.. korang takkan xpernah dengar Reader Digest.. satu company penerbitan yang terkenal di asia.
Sejak sambung blajar nie, aku pun decide untuk langgang magizine dia. Banyak fakta dan information yang boleh kita dapat dari magzine selain memperbaiki our english language.

ok... berkenan buku nie, kita selain dapat berhibur dengan lawak2 yang sempoi, kita juga dapat mempertingkatkan horman yang sihat untuk mengekalkan kesihatan tubuh badan.. Cakap bab kesihatan, sejak masuk u balik nie, terpaksa la aku keje keras untuk catch up segala bagai benda yang lecturer bagi kat aku.. huhuuhuu..

Tapi atas pemerhatian dan penilaian aku terhadap buku nie, memang bes da memberi manffat kepada umat manusia terutamanya aku la...

office Day...

Hari ni seharian aku dok opis tanpa keluar site maner2... pasal aper?? pasal da boring tahap petala lapan... pagi tadi PKA aku ( merangkap pembantu aku ) datang opis dan...

Zul : Cek zai, hari aper projek?
pu3nakal: ntah la.. kita ni da xder keje da.. banyak keje kita orang da amik.. so kita keje ngular jek la...
zul : habis tu kita nak wat aper?
pu3nakal: nanti tanya cek wadi.. x pun g sorting senarai pelesen bazar yg da bayar o x lah ea
zul : baaaikkk

aku pun xtau nak bagi derang ni keje aper.. kebanyakkan keje semo PPT sibuk nak wat. ntah aper2 ntah.. keje sendiri x nak wat..

PT 1 : sekarang aper keje yg 'makcik' wat xley dipertikaikan
PT 2 : aah.. so kalo dia g kuar site hantar notis xley dipertikaikan.. bos kan percaya ape org kanan dia ckp
pu3nakal : kalo ckp ley pakai xper. ni ckp yg xley pakai, hah?? aper kes?
tgk la cth mcm penjaja kat TJJ, langsung x amik tau.. dia wat sangkak pastu tinggal jek.. boring tul
PT 1 : biasa la.. disebabkan dia sorng, semodah jadi x betul. tapi nk wat caner?? agaknya dunia nak kiamat kot..

mungkin la... tapi aper pun.. aku dlm hati ckp...Lantak la nak jadi ape...

Short Stories : Islamic Humor

relaxing stories


Many people (in the West), who have been hugely influenced by negative media stereotypes of Muslims, believe that Muslims are not humorous people. Contrary to this belief, Muslims actually enjoy a laugh!!


Although after saying this, Muslims do abide by some basic rules on making jokes (such as humour being within the limits of Islamic tolerance, and not going beyond the bounds of truth.)

Below are a nice collection of Islamic ancedotes and humorous stories. If you know of any humorous jokes or ancedotes, then please do send them in to me!


Most of the stories below are of a well-known and much-loved folk hero throughout the Muslim world - Mullah Nasruddin. Sometimes he seems foolish, but really he is wise. Stories like this one are told from China to Africa, and beyond.


Nasruddin Goes Fishing
One day, Mullah Nasruddin decided to go fishing. He called upon his good friend Rabbi Moishe, got their poles and bait together, rented a small rowboat at the local harbor, and off to sea they went.
After an amazing afternoon of fishing, the two men had caught thirty fish. An elated Mullah Nasruddin said to Rabbi Moishel, "Better mark this spot so we can come here tomorrow!"

The next day Mullah Nasruddin met up with Rabbi Moishe at the rental harbor for another day of fishing.

"Did you mark the spot?" Mullah Nasruddin asked Rabbi Moishe confidentially.

"Of couse," replied Rabbi Moishe, "I painted a big white X on the bottom of the rowboat."

"You fool!" Shouted Mullah Nasruddin and slapped his forehead, "What if we can't rent that same boat today?!?!?"



Nasruddin And The Judge

One day, Joe Christian passed by a restaurant. He was tired and hungry, for he had had nothing to eat all day. His nostrils caught the smell of the delicious food being cooked inside. He stopped and sniffed, smiled sadly, and began to walk away. But he did not get far. The owner of the restaurant, Rabbi Moishe, came storming out into the street. "Come here!" he bellowed. "I saw that! You took the smell of my food, and you'll have to pay for it!"
Joe Christian did not know what to do. "I cannot pay!" he stammered. "I have no money!"

"No money!" shouted Rabbi Moishe. "We'll see about that! You're coming with me to the judge!" Naturally, Joe Christian was frightened.

"Hmm," said the judge, when he had heard the story. "Well, this is an unusual case. Let me think. Come back tomorrow, and I'll pronounce the sentence."

What could Joe Christian do? He knew whatever sum the judge demanded, payment would be impossible. All night long he tossed and turned, unable to sleep for worry.

When dawn came he made his way to the judges court. As he passed by a mosque he spotted a familiar figure - Mullah Nasruddin. Suddenly, his heart lifted. For he knew that Mullah Nasruddin was a clever man, who was sure to be able to think of a way around the problem. He poured out his story, and Mullah Nasruddin agreed to come to the court and speak for him.

Rabbi Moishe was already at the court, chatting with the judge. Joe Christian saw that they were friends, and feared the judgment would go against him. He was right. The judge began heaping insults upon Joe Christian as soon as he saw him, and ordered him to pay a very large sum of money. At once, Mullah Nasruddin stepped forward. "My lord," he said to the judge. "This man is a good friend of mines. Allow me to pay in his place."

Then Mullah Nasruddin took a small bag of coins from his belt and held it next to Rabbi Moishe's ear. He shook the bag, so that the coins jingled. "Can you hear that?" asked Mullah Nasruddin.

"Of course," replied Rabbi Moishe, impatiently.

"Well, that is your payment," said Mullah Nasruddin. "My friend here, has smelled your food, and you have heard his money. The debt is paid."

And, in the face of such argument, the case was settled and the Joe Christian went free.




Nasruddin's Friendly Neighbour

One day, for one some reason or another, Mullah Nasruddin goes around to Rabbi Moishe's house and asks if he can borrow a pot for a day or two. His neighbour knowing Mullah Nasruddin is reluctant, but eventually agrees as they've been close friends for many years.

The very next day, Mullah Nasruddin returns two pots and explains to the over-delighted Rabbi Moishe that the first pot gave birth to the second pot.

A week later, Mullah Nasruddin asks Rabbi Moishe if he can borrow two pots. Rabbi Moishe immediately agrees - for the obvious reason.

But to Rabbi Moishe's dismay, Mullah Nasruddin never returns the pots, so he asks Mullah Nasruddin if he can have his pots back, but the Mullah Nasruddin explains that tragically both pots have died.

Rabbi Moishe is incensed. "How can a pot die?" he demands.

"You believed it when a pot gave birth," said Mullah Nasruddin. "Why should you not believe that a pot dies?"


Nasruddin's Clever Wife

Mullah Nasruddin was standing outside the mosque after prayer. He had told his wife to meet him outside of the door, but after fifteen minutes she had not shown. He saw his friend Jafar coming out of the door.
"salam alaikum, brother," Mullah Nasruddin said respectfully, "I wonder, did you happen to see my wife inside the mosque?

"I'm sorry, I didn't, but I'm sure she'll be right out." Jafar replied, and walked upon his way.

Mullah Nasruddin waited for fifteen minutes, but his wife did not show. He then saw his friend Nabil walk out of the door.

"Salam alaikum, brother," Mullah Nasruddin said respectfully, "I wonder, did you happen to see my wife inside the mosque?

"I'm sorry, I didn't, but I'm sure she'll be right out." Nabil replied, and walked upon his way.

Mullah Nasruddin waited for fifteen more minutes, but his wife did not show. He then saw the Imam coming out the door. The Imam locked the mosque door behind him.

"Salam Alaikum Sheikh," Mullah Nasruddin said respectfully, "I am looking for my wife. Do you by chance, know where she went?"

"I'm sorry, no one is left in the Mosque," replied the Imam, "All have gone for the night." and he walked upon his way.

Full of anger, Mullah Nasruddin walked home alone. When he got there, his wife was standing outside the door.



Nasruddin and His Donkey

Rabbi Moishe, in need of a donkey, went around to Mullah Nasruddin's farm to ask him if he could borrow his donkey for a day or two.
Mullah Nasruddin came up with the excuse that someone had already borrowed his donkey.

Just as Mullah Nasruddin uttered these words, his donkey started braying in his backyard. Hearing the sound, Rabbi Moishe gave him an accusing look, to which Mullah Nasruddin replied: "I refuse to have any further dealings with you since you take a donkey's word over mine."



Nasruddin's Car Drive

Mullah Nasruddin and his wife are in their car driving.

Suddenly his wife screams, "STOP THE CAR!!!"

"What is it?" Mullah Nasruddin asks.

"Turn around and go back home!! I forgot to turn off the oven!! The house will burn down!!!"

Mullah Nasruddin kept on driving.

"Why aren't you turning around?"

"The house won't burn down..." Mullah Nasruddin replied. "...I forgot to turn off the shower."




Nasruddin's Vision

Mullah Nasruddin and Rabbi Moishe were traveling through the desert. It was so hot that the air was shimmering. In the distance they saw something black on the ground. Rabbi Moishe said, "It's a vulture." Mullah Nasruddin said, "No, it's a goat." They drew closer, still arguing over what it was. Rabbi Moishe threw a rock at it. It flapped its wings and lifted into the air. "See!" said Rabbi Moishe. "I told you it was a vulture."

"That doesn't prove anything," Mullah Nasruddin. "It could be a goat with wings."



The Train Journey

Rabbi Moishe, Mullah Nasruddin and a Nun were sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Jerusalem.

Suddenly the train went through a tunnel. As it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap.

When the train came out of the tunnel, the Nun and Rabbi Moishe were sitting as if nothing had happened, and Mullah Nasruddin had his hand against his face as if he had been slapped there.

Mullah Nasruddin was thinking: 'Rabbi Moishe, must have kissed the Nun and she missed him and slapped me instead.'

The Nun was thinking: 'Mullah Nasruddin must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed Rabbi Moishe and got a slap for it.

Rabbi Moishe was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make that kissing noise and slap Mullah Nasruddin again.


A lesson taught

Nasruddin went to a public bath. The servant didn?t pay any attention and didn?t serve him when Nasruddin was leaving the bath, he gave ten Dinars to the servants.The attendants were surprised and happy. Next week when he again went to the bath all the services were provided to him. Every one was having a sense of inferiority. But Nasruddin on leaving the place gave only one Dinar to them. The servants and the owner were very much bewildered and asked, "What is the reason for the uncalled bonus of last week and improper behavior this week?" Nasruddin replied, "I paid today?s wage last week and last week?s wage today so that you learn to behave politely with your customers!"



Rescuing the moon

Nasruddin was looking at the image of the moon in a well. He thought it was a recompense to take out the moon from the well. Therefore, he threw a rope inside the well and swung it a few times. Incidentally, the tip of the rope got caught to a big stone. He tried to take the rope out. Hence he pulled it with a lot of force. The rope tore off and he fell on his hack to the ground. When he looked at the sky, he saw the moon and said, "Doesn?t matter. My efforts were not wasted. Though I faced a lot of difficulties, I finally succeeded to rescue the moon."



Lack of Time

Once a person slapped Nasruddin in the street. Later he came back and started to apologize and said that he had mistaken Nasruddin for some one else. But Nasruddin was not satisfied and took tight hold of his collar, took him to the judge and told the judge about the incident. The judge ordered, "Nasruddin must slap that person to avenge. But Nasruddin didn?t get satisfied. Thus the judge ordered the person to give Nasruddin a gold coin in lieu of the slap. The accused had to go out of the court to bring the gold coin. Nasruddin waited for sometime. The accused didn?t come back. Nasruddin stood up and slapped the judge on his face and said, "Since I have a lot of work, whenever that person Comes and brings the coin, You take the money for this slap."



Mullah Nasrudin and the The Burglar

A thief went to Nasrudin's house and carried away almost all the possessions of the mullah to his own home. While Nasrudin had been watching from the street. After a few minutes Nasrudin took up a blanket, followed him, went in to his house, lay down and pretended to go to sleep. The thief asked Mullah, "who are you? And what are you doing in my house?" Mullah replied, "we were moving into your house, weren't we?"





Real Evidence

A neighbour called on Nasrudin. "Mulla, I want to borrow your donkey." "I am sorry," said the Mullah, "but I have already lent it out." As soon as he had spoken, the donkey brayed. The sound came from Nasruding?s stable. "But Mulla, I can hear the donkey, in here!" As he shut the door in the man?s face, Nasrudin said, with dignity: "A man who believes the word of a donkey in preference to my word does not deserve to be lent anything."





A Dinner of Smells

Once, long ago, a very fine and expensive restaurant stood on a busy street in a bustling market town. One day, a poor man passed by this restaurant. He was tired and hungry, for he had had nothing to eat all day. His nostrils caught the smell of the delicious food being cooked inside. He stopped and sniffed, smiled sadly, and began to walk away.

But he did not get far. The owner of the restaurant came storming out into the street.

"Come here!" he bellowed. "I saw that! You took the smell of my food, and you'll have to pay for it!"

The poor man did not know what to do.

"I cannot pay!" he stammered. "I have no money!" "No money!" shouted the restaurant owner. "We'll see about that! You're coming with me to the Qadi!

A Qadi is a judge in a Muslim court. Naturally, he is very powerful, and the poor man was frightened.

"Hmm," said the Qadi, when he had heard the story. "Well, this is an unusual case. Let me think. Come back tomorrow, and I'll pronounce the sentence."

What could the poor man do? He knew whatever sum the Qadi demanded, payment would be impossible.

All night long he tossed and turned, unable to sleep for worry. When dawn came he said his prayers and, tired and dejected, made his way to the Qadi's court.

As he passed the masjid he spotted a familiar figure -- Nasrudin the Hoja. Suddenly, his heart lifted. For he knew that Nasrudin was a clever man, who was sure to be able to think of a way around the problem. He poured out his story, and Nasrudin agreed to come to the court and speak for him. The rich restaurant owner was already at the court, chatting with the Qadi. The poor man saw that they were friends, and feared the judgment would go against him.

He was right. The Qadi began heaping insults upon the poor man as soon as he saw him, and ordered him to pay a very large sum of money.

At once, Nasrudin stepped forward. "My lord," he said to the Qadi. "This man is my brother. Allow me to pay in his place."

Then the mullah took a small bag of coins from his belt an held it next to the rich man's ear. He shook the bag, so that the coins jingled.

"Can you hear that?" asked Nasrudin.

"Of course," the man replied, impatiently.

"Well, that is your payment," said the mullah. "My brother has smelled your food, and you have heard his money. The debt is paid."

And, in the face of such argument, the case was settled and the poor man went free.





The rickshaw ride
Once a missonary on his way to run some errand hired a rickshaw. The rickshaw-puller happened to be a muslim. The christian preacher began to preach the Gospel to the R.P. The rickshaw puller got annoyed and asked the preacher "How many sons did God have?" The missionary answered "One". At this the rickshaw puller got more annoyed and said "I am a thirty year old poor rickshaw puller, I have twelve children. If your God is really as great as you claim him to be, then how come he has only one son?"





If Allah Wills
Nasruddin was determined to be decisive and efficient. one day he told his wife he would plow his largest field on the far side of the river and be back for a big dinner. She urged him to say, "If Allah is willing."

He told her whether Allah was willing or not, that was his plan. The frightened wife looked up to Allah and asked forgiveness.

Nasruddin loaded his wooden plow, hitched up the oxen to the wagon, climbed on his donkey, and set off.

But within the short span of a day the river flooded from a cloudburst and washed his donkey downstream, and one of the oxen broke a leg in the mud, leaving Nasruddin to hitch himself in its place to plow the field.

Having finished only half the field, at the sunset he set out for home exhausted and soaking wet. The river was still high so he had to wait until long past dark to cross over.

After midnight a very wet but much wiser Nasruddin knocked at his door. Who is there Asked his wife.

I think it is me, Nasruddin, he replied, if Allah is willing!

cabaran Demi cabaran

Sejak jadi student balik nie... macam assignment dan pelbagai projek aku kene settle kan.. tu x termasuk lagi presentation for public speaking ( BEL 492). Assignment Health Psychology (HPY 450) ley la excuse ckit sebab Hj hamid memang rock and sporting.. so kalo xdpt hantar ms deadline, juz inform to him by email. Tapi yang paling parah adalah assignment dan projeck Built Environment and Technology ( ENV 491) ni la subject dan lecturer yang paling parah cikit.. masuk kelas dia pun kene skema. Aper yang dia ckp jgn pertikaikan.. ( mcm bos aku ckp). Segala bagai nota dia kene baca. Test dia susah yang amat dowh... mau taknya.. dah aku rase aku mcm keje as Peg. Perancang Bandar dan Desa.. giler la.. x sangka aku susah gak nak sambung blajar nie. tapi aku kene kuatkan semangat untuk terus hidup.. Segala bagai dugaan banyak gak yang aku tempoh semata-mata nk futher study ni..

After raya nie, ader lagi test, asiignment, collage dan presentation.. perghh pening beb. Tu belum lagi citer pasal bab keje, bab opis yang mcm keling nak karam kapal.. dan persekitran.. huhuhu..
tapi nasib baik aku ada kwn2 yang banyak bagi support especially Huda dan Aina yang sentiasa bersama aku sepanjang belajar untuk semesta satu nie. Pada adik aku, Ajak.. yang banyak tolong aku setiap kali aku nk g kuliah.. tu belum kira bab pinjam mp3 player dia, suh dia bawak kete aku, suh dia amik aku walaupun waktu tu da kul 2,3,4 pagi.. hehehe thanks my bro..

hidup mesti diteruskan... ( aja aja fighting \(^?^)/ )

Lagu yanG meMbEri SemanGat

Des'ree
Gotta Be
Big Sing 2008

Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh

Listen as your day unfolds
Challenge what the future holds
Try and keep your head up to the sky
Others they may cause your tears
Go ahead release your fears
Stand up and be counted don't be shamed to cry

You gotta be, you gotta be bad
You gotta be bold, you gotta be wiser
You gotta be hard, you gotta be tough, you gotta be stronger
You gotta be cool, you gotta be calm, you gotta stay together
All I know, all I know love will save the day

Oooh, Oooh, Oooh, Oooh, Oooh, Oooh, love will save the day

Herald what your mother said
Read the books your father read
Try to solve the puzzles in your own sweet time
Some may have more cash than you
Others take a different view
My, oh, my, hey hey hey

You gotta be bad
You gotta be bold, you gotta be wiser
You gotta be hard, you gotta be tough, you gotta be stronger
You gotta be cool, you gotta be calm, you gotta stay together
All I know, all I know love will save the day

Time asks no questions it goes on without you
Leaving you behind if you can't stand the pace
The world keeps on spinning can't stop it if you tried to
The best part is danger staring you in the face
Whoa

You gotta be bad
You gotta be bold, you gotta be wiser
You gotta be hard, you gotta be tough, you gotta be stronger
You gotta be cool, you gotta be calm, you gotta stay together
All I know, all I know love will save the day


Listen as your day unfolds
Challenge what the future holds
Try and keep your head up to the sky
Others they may cause your tears
Go ahead release your fears
My, oh, my, hey, hey, hey

You gotta be bad
You gotta be bold, you gotta be wiser
You gotta be hard, you gotta be tough, you gotta be stronger
You gotta be cool, you gotta be calm, you gotta stay together
All I know, all I know love will save the day

You got to be bold, you got to be bad
You got to be wise, don't ever say it
You got to be hard, not too too hard
All I know is love will save the day

Love, love, love will save the day
Love, love, love will save the day
Love, love, love will save the day
Love, love, love will save the day

You gotta be bad
You gotta be bold, you gotta be wiser
You gotta be hard, you gotta be tough, you gotta be stronger
You gotta be cool, you gotta be calm, you gotta stay together
All I know, all I know love will save the day

You gotta be bad
You gotta be bold, you gotta be wiser
You gotta be hard, you gotta be tough, you gotta be stronger
You gotta be cool, you gotta be calm, you gotta stay together
All I know, all I know love will save...

The day

Oooh, oooh

Oooh, oooh, oooh oooh, oooh

kAwaN baRu di Bilik tiDo

cunik - si katak hijau

si cunik dan anneyy

Hahaha... jangan pikir yang bukan-bukan... ini lah teman tdo aku setiap malam.. tanpa derang nie, aku rase x bes tdo malam tu... derang ni walaupun x bernyawa, tapi memberi keselesaan kepada aku especially ketika waktu malam, yang mana badan aku letih dan penat setelah seharaian memikirkan masalah negara dan rakyat.

Disini akan aku perkenalkan setiap:

1: Cunik

• cunik nie adalah seekor katak hijau yang dilahirkan di kilang membuat patung... (kilangmaner aku xtau pulak )
• badan dia berbulu hijau ( walau hakikat sebenarnya katak xder bulu )
  
• kalo tekan di dada nya, akan tedengar bunyi katak... ooang..ooang.ooang
• telah menjadi ahli bilik tdo aku sejak Julai 2009
• diberi nama oleh seorang sahabat ku...
  

2. Anneyy

• Anneyy telah mula berkhidmat sebagai rakan sekatil sejak 2005 ketika aku si Shah Alam
  
• Berperwatakan seekor beruang versi cool and cute
• sentiasa bersama aku ketika susah, senang, moody, happy dan pelbagai jenis perasaan
• memberi keselesaan ketika tdo kerana kdg2 jd bantal kepala aku selain tugasan tetap sebagai bantal peluk..
• pernah dibaling oleh aku ketika amarah tahap giga
• pernah digigit oleh aku ketika geram
• pernah menadah airmata ketika aku sedey tahap cipan
• pernah berlakon jd couple aku ketika aku tgh angau
• aku ssayang sgt pada anneyy aku ni...
  

walaupun mereka-mereka ini bukan manusia atau benda yang hidup, tetapi mereka sebagai teman kita untuk memberi keselesaan kepada kita.
hidup kita didunia ini bukan untuk keseorangan tetapi berpasang-pasangan ( berteman )