sH0ppiNG tErUssss

ermm.. tahun nie tahun bertuah aku kot.. tahun nie name nek untuk mengikuti lawatan sambl belajar ke Bandung dan Jakarta, Indonesia.. Rombongan ini adalah rombongan yg diadakan setiap 2 thn sekali. Mula bertolak dari pejabt ke LCCT pada mlm Khamis (09/4/09) dengan menaiki bas SUKJ. Perjalanan yg bermula dari jam 12.00pagi dan sampai di Masjid Sepang, Selangor jam 5.00pagi (setelah berehat di Ayer Keroh dgn begitu lama). Ahli rombongan membersihkan diri dan bersolat Subuh disana.. Selepas solat, kami bergerak ke Sepang LCCT.. Selepas siap check in boarding pass, kami semua g sarapan di McD.. xper ader orang belanja..hehehehe

then kami menaiki kapal terbang AirAsia Indonesia untuk ke Lapangan Terbang Bandara Husein Satranegara, Bandung.. ( perg.. panjang baget seayy)
lepas tu terus nek bas untuk pergi check in hotel di Hotel Cemerlang.. Area maner x sempat aku nak tinjau..

dalam jam 3pm, kami semua ( rombongan haji On ) pergi ke Toko Tiga... toko baju, suar jean dan macam bagai lagi pakaian.. tapi aku x beli aper2 pun. mcm x penting. at last pak mael kontraktor blanje beli t-shirt sehelai yg ader tulis Bandung. ( ntah maner bju tu skrg aku pun xtau).

Kemudian pegi ke factory outlet yg macam bagai pakaian dn barang2... aku pun nek pening pale tgl barang2 tu..

pu3nakal: kak wa, akak nak beli barang aper?
kak wawa: entah ea.. ni semo barang yang ada kat m'sia. akak nak cari barang yang xder di m'sia.

aku setuju gak ckp kak wa tu... last kitorg xbeli aper2 pun.. member lain banyak gak tgk shopping..

uLat buKu

Hari ini aku nak introduce sesuatu yang bagus untuk kesihatan umat manusia.. buku nie adalah himpunan pelbagai joke and funny stories or short joke yang diterbitkan oleh Reader Digest.. korang takkan xpernah dengar Reader Digest.. satu company penerbitan yang terkenal di asia.
Sejak sambung blajar nie, aku pun decide untuk langgang magizine dia. Banyak fakta dan information yang boleh kita dapat dari magzine selain memperbaiki our english language.

ok... berkenan buku nie, kita selain dapat berhibur dengan lawak2 yang sempoi, kita juga dapat mempertingkatkan horman yang sihat untuk mengekalkan kesihatan tubuh badan.. Cakap bab kesihatan, sejak masuk u balik nie, terpaksa la aku keje keras untuk catch up segala bagai benda yang lecturer bagi kat aku.. huhuuhuu..

Tapi atas pemerhatian dan penilaian aku terhadap buku nie, memang bes da memberi manffat kepada umat manusia terutamanya aku la...

office Day...

Hari ni seharian aku dok opis tanpa keluar site maner2... pasal aper?? pasal da boring tahap petala lapan... pagi tadi PKA aku ( merangkap pembantu aku ) datang opis dan...

Zul : Cek zai, hari aper projek?
pu3nakal: ntah la.. kita ni da xder keje da.. banyak keje kita orang da amik.. so kita keje ngular jek la...
zul : habis tu kita nak wat aper?
pu3nakal: nanti tanya cek wadi.. x pun g sorting senarai pelesen bazar yg da bayar o x lah ea
zul : baaaikkk

aku pun xtau nak bagi derang ni keje aper.. kebanyakkan keje semo PPT sibuk nak wat. ntah aper2 ntah.. keje sendiri x nak wat..

PT 1 : sekarang aper keje yg 'makcik' wat xley dipertikaikan
PT 2 : aah.. so kalo dia g kuar site hantar notis xley dipertikaikan.. bos kan percaya ape org kanan dia ckp
pu3nakal : kalo ckp ley pakai xper. ni ckp yg xley pakai, hah?? aper kes?
tgk la cth mcm penjaja kat TJJ, langsung x amik tau.. dia wat sangkak pastu tinggal jek.. boring tul
PT 1 : biasa la.. disebabkan dia sorng, semodah jadi x betul. tapi nk wat caner?? agaknya dunia nak kiamat kot..

mungkin la... tapi aper pun.. aku dlm hati ckp...Lantak la nak jadi ape...

Short Stories : Islamic Humor

relaxing stories


Many people (in the West), who have been hugely influenced by negative media stereotypes of Muslims, believe that Muslims are not humorous people. Contrary to this belief, Muslims actually enjoy a laugh!!


Although after saying this, Muslims do abide by some basic rules on making jokes (such as humour being within the limits of Islamic tolerance, and not going beyond the bounds of truth.)

Below are a nice collection of Islamic ancedotes and humorous stories. If you know of any humorous jokes or ancedotes, then please do send them in to me!


Most of the stories below are of a well-known and much-loved folk hero throughout the Muslim world - Mullah Nasruddin. Sometimes he seems foolish, but really he is wise. Stories like this one are told from China to Africa, and beyond.


Nasruddin Goes Fishing
One day, Mullah Nasruddin decided to go fishing. He called upon his good friend Rabbi Moishe, got their poles and bait together, rented a small rowboat at the local harbor, and off to sea they went.
After an amazing afternoon of fishing, the two men had caught thirty fish. An elated Mullah Nasruddin said to Rabbi Moishel, "Better mark this spot so we can come here tomorrow!"

The next day Mullah Nasruddin met up with Rabbi Moishe at the rental harbor for another day of fishing.

"Did you mark the spot?" Mullah Nasruddin asked Rabbi Moishe confidentially.

"Of couse," replied Rabbi Moishe, "I painted a big white X on the bottom of the rowboat."

"You fool!" Shouted Mullah Nasruddin and slapped his forehead, "What if we can't rent that same boat today?!?!?"



Nasruddin And The Judge

One day, Joe Christian passed by a restaurant. He was tired and hungry, for he had had nothing to eat all day. His nostrils caught the smell of the delicious food being cooked inside. He stopped and sniffed, smiled sadly, and began to walk away. But he did not get far. The owner of the restaurant, Rabbi Moishe, came storming out into the street. "Come here!" he bellowed. "I saw that! You took the smell of my food, and you'll have to pay for it!"
Joe Christian did not know what to do. "I cannot pay!" he stammered. "I have no money!"

"No money!" shouted Rabbi Moishe. "We'll see about that! You're coming with me to the judge!" Naturally, Joe Christian was frightened.

"Hmm," said the judge, when he had heard the story. "Well, this is an unusual case. Let me think. Come back tomorrow, and I'll pronounce the sentence."

What could Joe Christian do? He knew whatever sum the judge demanded, payment would be impossible. All night long he tossed and turned, unable to sleep for worry.

When dawn came he made his way to the judges court. As he passed by a mosque he spotted a familiar figure - Mullah Nasruddin. Suddenly, his heart lifted. For he knew that Mullah Nasruddin was a clever man, who was sure to be able to think of a way around the problem. He poured out his story, and Mullah Nasruddin agreed to come to the court and speak for him.

Rabbi Moishe was already at the court, chatting with the judge. Joe Christian saw that they were friends, and feared the judgment would go against him. He was right. The judge began heaping insults upon Joe Christian as soon as he saw him, and ordered him to pay a very large sum of money. At once, Mullah Nasruddin stepped forward. "My lord," he said to the judge. "This man is a good friend of mines. Allow me to pay in his place."

Then Mullah Nasruddin took a small bag of coins from his belt and held it next to Rabbi Moishe's ear. He shook the bag, so that the coins jingled. "Can you hear that?" asked Mullah Nasruddin.

"Of course," replied Rabbi Moishe, impatiently.

"Well, that is your payment," said Mullah Nasruddin. "My friend here, has smelled your food, and you have heard his money. The debt is paid."

And, in the face of such argument, the case was settled and the Joe Christian went free.




Nasruddin's Friendly Neighbour

One day, for one some reason or another, Mullah Nasruddin goes around to Rabbi Moishe's house and asks if he can borrow a pot for a day or two. His neighbour knowing Mullah Nasruddin is reluctant, but eventually agrees as they've been close friends for many years.

The very next day, Mullah Nasruddin returns two pots and explains to the over-delighted Rabbi Moishe that the first pot gave birth to the second pot.

A week later, Mullah Nasruddin asks Rabbi Moishe if he can borrow two pots. Rabbi Moishe immediately agrees - for the obvious reason.

But to Rabbi Moishe's dismay, Mullah Nasruddin never returns the pots, so he asks Mullah Nasruddin if he can have his pots back, but the Mullah Nasruddin explains that tragically both pots have died.

Rabbi Moishe is incensed. "How can a pot die?" he demands.

"You believed it when a pot gave birth," said Mullah Nasruddin. "Why should you not believe that a pot dies?"


Nasruddin's Clever Wife

Mullah Nasruddin was standing outside the mosque after prayer. He had told his wife to meet him outside of the door, but after fifteen minutes she had not shown. He saw his friend Jafar coming out of the door.
"salam alaikum, brother," Mullah Nasruddin said respectfully, "I wonder, did you happen to see my wife inside the mosque?

"I'm sorry, I didn't, but I'm sure she'll be right out." Jafar replied, and walked upon his way.

Mullah Nasruddin waited for fifteen minutes, but his wife did not show. He then saw his friend Nabil walk out of the door.

"Salam alaikum, brother," Mullah Nasruddin said respectfully, "I wonder, did you happen to see my wife inside the mosque?

"I'm sorry, I didn't, but I'm sure she'll be right out." Nabil replied, and walked upon his way.

Mullah Nasruddin waited for fifteen more minutes, but his wife did not show. He then saw the Imam coming out the door. The Imam locked the mosque door behind him.

"Salam Alaikum Sheikh," Mullah Nasruddin said respectfully, "I am looking for my wife. Do you by chance, know where she went?"

"I'm sorry, no one is left in the Mosque," replied the Imam, "All have gone for the night." and he walked upon his way.

Full of anger, Mullah Nasruddin walked home alone. When he got there, his wife was standing outside the door.



Nasruddin and His Donkey

Rabbi Moishe, in need of a donkey, went around to Mullah Nasruddin's farm to ask him if he could borrow his donkey for a day or two.
Mullah Nasruddin came up with the excuse that someone had already borrowed his donkey.

Just as Mullah Nasruddin uttered these words, his donkey started braying in his backyard. Hearing the sound, Rabbi Moishe gave him an accusing look, to which Mullah Nasruddin replied: "I refuse to have any further dealings with you since you take a donkey's word over mine."



Nasruddin's Car Drive

Mullah Nasruddin and his wife are in their car driving.

Suddenly his wife screams, "STOP THE CAR!!!"

"What is it?" Mullah Nasruddin asks.

"Turn around and go back home!! I forgot to turn off the oven!! The house will burn down!!!"

Mullah Nasruddin kept on driving.

"Why aren't you turning around?"

"The house won't burn down..." Mullah Nasruddin replied. "...I forgot to turn off the shower."




Nasruddin's Vision

Mullah Nasruddin and Rabbi Moishe were traveling through the desert. It was so hot that the air was shimmering. In the distance they saw something black on the ground. Rabbi Moishe said, "It's a vulture." Mullah Nasruddin said, "No, it's a goat." They drew closer, still arguing over what it was. Rabbi Moishe threw a rock at it. It flapped its wings and lifted into the air. "See!" said Rabbi Moishe. "I told you it was a vulture."

"That doesn't prove anything," Mullah Nasruddin. "It could be a goat with wings."



The Train Journey

Rabbi Moishe, Mullah Nasruddin and a Nun were sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Jerusalem.

Suddenly the train went through a tunnel. As it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap.

When the train came out of the tunnel, the Nun and Rabbi Moishe were sitting as if nothing had happened, and Mullah Nasruddin had his hand against his face as if he had been slapped there.

Mullah Nasruddin was thinking: 'Rabbi Moishe, must have kissed the Nun and she missed him and slapped me instead.'

The Nun was thinking: 'Mullah Nasruddin must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed Rabbi Moishe and got a slap for it.

Rabbi Moishe was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make that kissing noise and slap Mullah Nasruddin again.


A lesson taught

Nasruddin went to a public bath. The servant didn?t pay any attention and didn?t serve him when Nasruddin was leaving the bath, he gave ten Dinars to the servants.The attendants were surprised and happy. Next week when he again went to the bath all the services were provided to him. Every one was having a sense of inferiority. But Nasruddin on leaving the place gave only one Dinar to them. The servants and the owner were very much bewildered and asked, "What is the reason for the uncalled bonus of last week and improper behavior this week?" Nasruddin replied, "I paid today?s wage last week and last week?s wage today so that you learn to behave politely with your customers!"



Rescuing the moon

Nasruddin was looking at the image of the moon in a well. He thought it was a recompense to take out the moon from the well. Therefore, he threw a rope inside the well and swung it a few times. Incidentally, the tip of the rope got caught to a big stone. He tried to take the rope out. Hence he pulled it with a lot of force. The rope tore off and he fell on his hack to the ground. When he looked at the sky, he saw the moon and said, "Doesn?t matter. My efforts were not wasted. Though I faced a lot of difficulties, I finally succeeded to rescue the moon."



Lack of Time

Once a person slapped Nasruddin in the street. Later he came back and started to apologize and said that he had mistaken Nasruddin for some one else. But Nasruddin was not satisfied and took tight hold of his collar, took him to the judge and told the judge about the incident. The judge ordered, "Nasruddin must slap that person to avenge. But Nasruddin didn?t get satisfied. Thus the judge ordered the person to give Nasruddin a gold coin in lieu of the slap. The accused had to go out of the court to bring the gold coin. Nasruddin waited for sometime. The accused didn?t come back. Nasruddin stood up and slapped the judge on his face and said, "Since I have a lot of work, whenever that person Comes and brings the coin, You take the money for this slap."



Mullah Nasrudin and the The Burglar

A thief went to Nasrudin's house and carried away almost all the possessions of the mullah to his own home. While Nasrudin had been watching from the street. After a few minutes Nasrudin took up a blanket, followed him, went in to his house, lay down and pretended to go to sleep. The thief asked Mullah, "who are you? And what are you doing in my house?" Mullah replied, "we were moving into your house, weren't we?"





Real Evidence

A neighbour called on Nasrudin. "Mulla, I want to borrow your donkey." "I am sorry," said the Mullah, "but I have already lent it out." As soon as he had spoken, the donkey brayed. The sound came from Nasruding?s stable. "But Mulla, I can hear the donkey, in here!" As he shut the door in the man?s face, Nasrudin said, with dignity: "A man who believes the word of a donkey in preference to my word does not deserve to be lent anything."





A Dinner of Smells

Once, long ago, a very fine and expensive restaurant stood on a busy street in a bustling market town. One day, a poor man passed by this restaurant. He was tired and hungry, for he had had nothing to eat all day. His nostrils caught the smell of the delicious food being cooked inside. He stopped and sniffed, smiled sadly, and began to walk away.

But he did not get far. The owner of the restaurant came storming out into the street.

"Come here!" he bellowed. "I saw that! You took the smell of my food, and you'll have to pay for it!"

The poor man did not know what to do.

"I cannot pay!" he stammered. "I have no money!" "No money!" shouted the restaurant owner. "We'll see about that! You're coming with me to the Qadi!

A Qadi is a judge in a Muslim court. Naturally, he is very powerful, and the poor man was frightened.

"Hmm," said the Qadi, when he had heard the story. "Well, this is an unusual case. Let me think. Come back tomorrow, and I'll pronounce the sentence."

What could the poor man do? He knew whatever sum the Qadi demanded, payment would be impossible.

All night long he tossed and turned, unable to sleep for worry. When dawn came he said his prayers and, tired and dejected, made his way to the Qadi's court.

As he passed the masjid he spotted a familiar figure -- Nasrudin the Hoja. Suddenly, his heart lifted. For he knew that Nasrudin was a clever man, who was sure to be able to think of a way around the problem. He poured out his story, and Nasrudin agreed to come to the court and speak for him. The rich restaurant owner was already at the court, chatting with the Qadi. The poor man saw that they were friends, and feared the judgment would go against him.

He was right. The Qadi began heaping insults upon the poor man as soon as he saw him, and ordered him to pay a very large sum of money.

At once, Nasrudin stepped forward. "My lord," he said to the Qadi. "This man is my brother. Allow me to pay in his place."

Then the mullah took a small bag of coins from his belt an held it next to the rich man's ear. He shook the bag, so that the coins jingled.

"Can you hear that?" asked Nasrudin.

"Of course," the man replied, impatiently.

"Well, that is your payment," said the mullah. "My brother has smelled your food, and you have heard his money. The debt is paid."

And, in the face of such argument, the case was settled and the poor man went free.





The rickshaw ride
Once a missonary on his way to run some errand hired a rickshaw. The rickshaw-puller happened to be a muslim. The christian preacher began to preach the Gospel to the R.P. The rickshaw puller got annoyed and asked the preacher "How many sons did God have?" The missionary answered "One". At this the rickshaw puller got more annoyed and said "I am a thirty year old poor rickshaw puller, I have twelve children. If your God is really as great as you claim him to be, then how come he has only one son?"





If Allah Wills
Nasruddin was determined to be decisive and efficient. one day he told his wife he would plow his largest field on the far side of the river and be back for a big dinner. She urged him to say, "If Allah is willing."

He told her whether Allah was willing or not, that was his plan. The frightened wife looked up to Allah and asked forgiveness.

Nasruddin loaded his wooden plow, hitched up the oxen to the wagon, climbed on his donkey, and set off.

But within the short span of a day the river flooded from a cloudburst and washed his donkey downstream, and one of the oxen broke a leg in the mud, leaving Nasruddin to hitch himself in its place to plow the field.

Having finished only half the field, at the sunset he set out for home exhausted and soaking wet. The river was still high so he had to wait until long past dark to cross over.

After midnight a very wet but much wiser Nasruddin knocked at his door. Who is there Asked his wife.

I think it is me, Nasruddin, he replied, if Allah is willing!

cabaran Demi cabaran

Sejak jadi student balik nie... macam assignment dan pelbagai projek aku kene settle kan.. tu x termasuk lagi presentation for public speaking ( BEL 492). Assignment Health Psychology (HPY 450) ley la excuse ckit sebab Hj hamid memang rock and sporting.. so kalo xdpt hantar ms deadline, juz inform to him by email. Tapi yang paling parah adalah assignment dan projeck Built Environment and Technology ( ENV 491) ni la subject dan lecturer yang paling parah cikit.. masuk kelas dia pun kene skema. Aper yang dia ckp jgn pertikaikan.. ( mcm bos aku ckp). Segala bagai nota dia kene baca. Test dia susah yang amat dowh... mau taknya.. dah aku rase aku mcm keje as Peg. Perancang Bandar dan Desa.. giler la.. x sangka aku susah gak nak sambung blajar nie. tapi aku kene kuatkan semangat untuk terus hidup.. Segala bagai dugaan banyak gak yang aku tempoh semata-mata nk futher study ni..

After raya nie, ader lagi test, asiignment, collage dan presentation.. perghh pening beb. Tu belum lagi citer pasal bab keje, bab opis yang mcm keling nak karam kapal.. dan persekitran.. huhuhu..
tapi nasib baik aku ada kwn2 yang banyak bagi support especially Huda dan Aina yang sentiasa bersama aku sepanjang belajar untuk semesta satu nie. Pada adik aku, Ajak.. yang banyak tolong aku setiap kali aku nk g kuliah.. tu belum kira bab pinjam mp3 player dia, suh dia bawak kete aku, suh dia amik aku walaupun waktu tu da kul 2,3,4 pagi.. hehehe thanks my bro..

hidup mesti diteruskan... ( aja aja fighting \(^?^)/ )

Lagu yanG meMbEri SemanGat

Des'ree
Gotta Be
Big Sing 2008

Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh

Listen as your day unfolds
Challenge what the future holds
Try and keep your head up to the sky
Others they may cause your tears
Go ahead release your fears
Stand up and be counted don't be shamed to cry

You gotta be, you gotta be bad
You gotta be bold, you gotta be wiser
You gotta be hard, you gotta be tough, you gotta be stronger
You gotta be cool, you gotta be calm, you gotta stay together
All I know, all I know love will save the day

Oooh, Oooh, Oooh, Oooh, Oooh, Oooh, love will save the day

Herald what your mother said
Read the books your father read
Try to solve the puzzles in your own sweet time
Some may have more cash than you
Others take a different view
My, oh, my, hey hey hey

You gotta be bad
You gotta be bold, you gotta be wiser
You gotta be hard, you gotta be tough, you gotta be stronger
You gotta be cool, you gotta be calm, you gotta stay together
All I know, all I know love will save the day

Time asks no questions it goes on without you
Leaving you behind if you can't stand the pace
The world keeps on spinning can't stop it if you tried to
The best part is danger staring you in the face
Whoa

You gotta be bad
You gotta be bold, you gotta be wiser
You gotta be hard, you gotta be tough, you gotta be stronger
You gotta be cool, you gotta be calm, you gotta stay together
All I know, all I know love will save the day


Listen as your day unfolds
Challenge what the future holds
Try and keep your head up to the sky
Others they may cause your tears
Go ahead release your fears
My, oh, my, hey, hey, hey

You gotta be bad
You gotta be bold, you gotta be wiser
You gotta be hard, you gotta be tough, you gotta be stronger
You gotta be cool, you gotta be calm, you gotta stay together
All I know, all I know love will save the day

You got to be bold, you got to be bad
You got to be wise, don't ever say it
You got to be hard, not too too hard
All I know is love will save the day

Love, love, love will save the day
Love, love, love will save the day
Love, love, love will save the day
Love, love, love will save the day

You gotta be bad
You gotta be bold, you gotta be wiser
You gotta be hard, you gotta be tough, you gotta be stronger
You gotta be cool, you gotta be calm, you gotta stay together
All I know, all I know love will save the day

You gotta be bad
You gotta be bold, you gotta be wiser
You gotta be hard, you gotta be tough, you gotta be stronger
You gotta be cool, you gotta be calm, you gotta stay together
All I know, all I know love will save...

The day

Oooh, oooh

Oooh, oooh, oooh oooh, oooh

kAwaN baRu di Bilik tiDo

cunik - si katak hijau

si cunik dan anneyy

Hahaha... jangan pikir yang bukan-bukan... ini lah teman tdo aku setiap malam.. tanpa derang nie, aku rase x bes tdo malam tu... derang ni walaupun x bernyawa, tapi memberi keselesaan kepada aku especially ketika waktu malam, yang mana badan aku letih dan penat setelah seharaian memikirkan masalah negara dan rakyat.

Disini akan aku perkenalkan setiap:

1: Cunik

• cunik nie adalah seekor katak hijau yang dilahirkan di kilang membuat patung... (kilangmaner aku xtau pulak )
• badan dia berbulu hijau ( walau hakikat sebenarnya katak xder bulu )
  
• kalo tekan di dada nya, akan tedengar bunyi katak... ooang..ooang.ooang
• telah menjadi ahli bilik tdo aku sejak Julai 2009
• diberi nama oleh seorang sahabat ku...
  

2. Anneyy

• Anneyy telah mula berkhidmat sebagai rakan sekatil sejak 2005 ketika aku si Shah Alam
  
• Berperwatakan seekor beruang versi cool and cute
• sentiasa bersama aku ketika susah, senang, moody, happy dan pelbagai jenis perasaan
• memberi keselesaan ketika tdo kerana kdg2 jd bantal kepala aku selain tugasan tetap sebagai bantal peluk..
• pernah dibaling oleh aku ketika amarah tahap giga
• pernah digigit oleh aku ketika geram
• pernah menadah airmata ketika aku sedey tahap cipan
• pernah berlakon jd couple aku ketika aku tgh angau
• aku ssayang sgt pada anneyy aku ni...
  

walaupun mereka-mereka ini bukan manusia atau benda yang hidup, tetapi mereka sebagai teman kita untuk memberi keselesaan kepada kita.
hidup kita didunia ini bukan untuk keseorangan tetapi berpasang-pasangan ( berteman )

PenGaALman sAtu CabAraN

INSTITUT PERKEMBANGAN PENDIDIKAN (InED)

JADUAL SEMINAR PROGRAM HS223 (e-PJJ) FAKULTI SAINS KESIHATAN UiTM

JALAN OTHMAN

SEMESTER JULAI 2009 – NOVEMBER 2009

Bermula bulan Julai 2009, aku telah menghadiri seminar pertama di Falkuti Sains Kesihatan bagi melanjutkan pelajaran ku... huhuhuhu da lama tak datang cni... UiTM di Hatiku...

----> 10 Julai 2009

Travel dari Johor Bahru ke Shah Alam bermula jam 2.30pm... alangkah malangya nasib ku ( tapi aku insaf balik... ini kan dugaan dari Allah ). mane tidaknya, perjalanan sepatutnya memakan masa hanya 4 jam30 minit telah menjadi 7 jam beb... mau taknya..siap singgah turunkan orang dekat Puduraya, k.L lagi. tu belum citer jalan jem start dari Tol Sg Besi.. perghh giler la dugaan yang pertama untuk seminar pertama.

Sampai di Seksyen 17, Shah Alam, terpaksa tunggu member aku amik.. bdk2 tu siap g men bowling lagi sementara nak tunggu aku sampai di Shah Alam. selama 7 jam dalam bas, perut pun da lapar.. g pekena sup utara Ani di Shah Alam. then baru balik umah aina di Klang..

----> 11 Julai 2009

Awal pagi jam bam gerak dari Klang ke Jalan Othman, Petaling Jaya.. Suasana falkuti pun da berubah. banyak la penambahbaikan yang telah dibuat sejak 3 tahun yang lalu.. Kelas pertama adalah kelas Mr. Nasaruddin.. lecture ni kene jet lebih cikit.. t kalo x, dia sangkutkan paper kau.. x pasal2 repeat plak.. huhuhu.. kelas berlangsung sehingga ke petang.. Pengalaman menghadiri kelas adalah suasana yang seronok +letih +pening dengan assignment + pelbagai rasa...

Malam lepas makan dan bersiap2 untuk pulang ke J,Bee. dalam jam 3.00pagi, sampai aku di Taman Sri Puteri untuk amik ketera dan balik umah...

Perjalanan hidup yang penuh dugaan dan cabaran... ( aja aja fighting! )

soalan dari kawan untuk ku...

sajer suka2 menjawab soalan ni untuk tidak mengecewakan rakan2 yang bagitau. tapi fun juga untuk release tension keje yang xsudah2 habis timbulkan masalah. Ader bos pun x berguna langsung!!

1. Nama panggilan saya: cik zaimah, zai, ann
2. Saya sedang mendengar: lagu boybnd SS501
3. Kekasih saya sekarang: kekasih- dalam pencarian huhuhu
4. Mungkin saya patut: bertakafur dan istikharah untuk tahu jawapannya
5. Saya suka: tido, layan DVD korean + japan, surfing internet, berangan
6. Sahabat-sahabat baik saya: yang selalu hulurkan bantuan biler sy dalam kesusahan
7. Saya tak faham: kenapa manusia suka berubah tanpa berfikir
8. Kerjaya saya sekarang: alhamdulilah tp agak terkilan terhadap persekitaran
9. Saya baru kehilangan: semangat dan keseronokan bekerja
10. Ramai yang berkata saya: baik, pendiam,moody..( memang betul pun )
11. Makna nama saya: pemimpin ( memang kene dgn sifat sekarang )
12. Di suatu tempat, seseorang sedang: duduk berfikir di hadapan laut yang luas terbentang
13. Bila saya terjaga dari tidur: capai hp utk 'off'kan alarm yang bising ( aku juga yang 'set'kan )
14. Saya paling meluat bila: orang gedik dan talam 2 muka
15. Saya rasa haiwan yang paling comel adalah: anak memerang
16. Aktiviti/program hari ini: siapkan report, pikir cara menyelesaikan masalah public
17. Malam ini saya akan: citer kat tv3.....al miro ( tajuk penuh xtau )
18. Esok saya akan: cuba siapkan kertas keje gerai ulu tiram
19. Sebelum tidur saya akan: pakai stokin, pasang ubat nyamuk dan kipas
20. Perancangan hujung minggu: attend my first class in bachelor in environmental safety n health
21. Saya sedang menanti: jawapan yang terbaik Allah berikan
22. Saya rasa kesal bila: saya x smbg degree after finish my diploma course
23. Saya sangat berharap bila: saya nak pakai jubah untuk garduate degree ( ooo x sabar)
24. Saya rasa saya seorang yang: headwind, nerdy
25. Telefon bimbit saya: sony eric yg da longgar housingnya dan screen da hampir pecah
26. Saya sedang merindui: orang yang penah wat saya hepi
27. Umur saya sekarang: hampir suku abad
28. Pengalaman pahit untuk minggu ini: kene pikir dan kejar masa siapkan k/kerja b4 mesy JK
29. Pengalaman manis untuk minggu ini: datang semula ke falkuti lama, Jalan Othman PJ
30. Kali terakhir tengok wayang: citer upin ipin ngn anak2 kak azie dan akak azie
31. Dalam seminggu saya akan up-date blog sebanyak: kalo ader citer bes la
32. Dalam dompet saya ada wang sebanyak: cukup nak wat isi minyak dan makan. kalo krg cucuk dinding la
33. Kali terakhir menonton televisyen: sekarang pun tgh tgk tv, tapi x ikut rancangannya
34. Channel TV kesukaan saya: mane2 channel yang ader kuarkan drama korean dan japan

```drama terbaru kegilaanku ```

Kegilaan terhadap drama bersiri korean aku datang lagi.. terbaru citer Boys over Flowers.. citer nia dulu disiarkan di Channel U (S'pore Channel) then citer memang bes. mcm Meteor Garden tapi nie versi korea la. Pas je aku tau citer ni ader dalam bentuk DVD ( ms tu ternampak kat kedai jual cd di Jusco Tebrau City) aku aper lagi, g usha la... tapi hampeh mahal giler.. RM100++. Terus x jd nak bli. Tapi aku ader tempat yang ley aku cri.. mane lagi kalo tak pasar malam hehehe..

kat cni harga dia jauh lagi murah -> free jek.. gambar cantik dan berqualiti.. puas hati aku.. aku pun bersemangat menghabis kan 24 siries citer ni.

SS501

saper dan aper itu SS501?? nie la boyband dari korea.. dulu pun aku xkenal tapi aku ley jadi kenal dia pas tgk citer BOF ( boys over flowers) . Lagu I'm not stupid telah memikat hati aku. Lagi satu watak Ji Hoo nie adalah dimainkan oleh ahli kumpulan SS501 - Kim Hyung Joon.. watak cool guy memang bes. Start dari citu la, aku da fanatik dengan boyband gp nie. lagi pun bdk2 nie cute dan pandai giler menari.. ni yang bersemangat nak blajar bahasa korea

Sampai biler????

sampai biler harus aku menanggung kerja orang...
membantu kerja dan bekerja dengan ikhlas adalah sangat dituntut..
tapi...
ader batasan jugak kerana disebabkan ke'sengalan' sesetengah pihak yang suka melambat2kan kerja..
Sabar pun ader hadnya bukan???
senarai tugas berkuatkuasa 1 Julai 2009, tetapi masih aku diarahkan menjalankan kerja tersebut...
sampai biler??????

MAU LEPAS TENSION... --> DI SINI LAH TEMPATNYA

Selama 2 hari berkursus di Quality Hotel City Centre Kuala Lumpur, tepat jam 5.30 petang, aku dan cik ardiza telah bersepakat untuk menjalankan misi. Nak tau misi kami sejak dari Jb?? ( berseronok di Cosmo's World.. Dengan bayaran sebanyak RM31.00 (setelah mendapat less 15%) kami pun bersemangat untuk berseronok disitu. Mula2 tu kami berlegar2 untuk mencari theme park untuk dewasa.. setelah puas mencari ntah mcmner leh terserempak dengan geng2 c ezree.. rupanya dia dah sampai dulu. Laju jek budak nie kuar merayau..

Setelah bertanya pada staff di cosmo's world tu, kami pun sampai la kat area adult theme. mula2 aku terlalu excited nak nek roller coster dulu. Tapi makcik nie plak xnak. tkt mabuk plak. so kami men game yang biase2 jek dulu. biaser2 pun berpusing gak kepala aku nie..

then aku pun terserempak lagi dengan geng2 c ezree. kitorang pun raser rendah diri join la nyibuk2kan diri dengan group dia.. nek orbit bla bla.. ( aku pun dan x ingat name game tu ). Bes la berpusing2 sambil menyapa angin. xder la thriller sgt. x advance langsung. Then kitorang nek plak Space Attack.. jangkaan aku game nie hanya biaser2 jek tapi game nie la paling thriller dlm banyak2 game dan keseraman game ini telah mengatasi thriller rolle coster.
pergh!!! banyangkan diri korang berpusing 360 darjah berulang kali. ( aku rase lebih 4x ). perghh memang syok giler.. ( walaupun aku rase mcm nak tercabut nyawa aku)

---> syok giler nek space attack nie
















---> nie la partner aku ms gi Times Square hehehe peace Ardiza






---> Saat bersuka ria setelah tension sekian lame

2nd place....-> Not bad

Team Perkhidmatan Perbandaran & Pelesenan

Selama sebulan aku menabur jasa untuk menjayakan pertandingan Bola Tampar Tertutup MPJBT 2009 nie... aku rase sikit terkilan... maner taknya.. faberet game aku sejak kecil xdapat pun jadi juara.. nie kerana tiada rezeki.. tidak dinafikan kwn2 aku nie pun bkn expert tahap giga nak men game volleyball nie, so kita kene respect kwn2 yang len. Walaupun terdapat langau tersesat nie ( saper lagi Dang Suria la -> bkn namer sebenar ) yang memualkan kwn2 aku yang len, tapi nak wat caner.. terima la seadaanya.

tapi yang penting, kitorang kali nie menang bergaya... ( bkn menang apepun.. menang tang baju yang hijau+seluar putih+tudung hijua). setakat nie belum ader lagi team yang bergaya macam kami.. setiap game bertukar baju tu... kayooo makcik..

Nie la kenangan bersama jabatan... ooppss lupa, masa kami men game volleyball.. terdapat sepasang pengantin mcm baru yang susah nak berenggang... tapi kalo nampak c bini lelaki tu, x ker akak tu jeles tahap giga??? mmmm ntah...

u'll can see aksi2 kami bermen yang mcm bagus....

Berposing dulu hehehe

Senyum.....

Pasang no. jersi sebelum masuk gelanggang

Team final Pertandingan Bola Tampar Tertutup MPJBT 2009

Dapek hadiah nei jek...

Aksi muka peserta yang paling sedey kerana xdpt jadi juara...(sabar ye kak azie)

bOriNg.................Dayzzzz

so boring.... ader ke patut bos aku yg sengal tu leh plak x bagi aku tukar unit len... aarrghhhh!!!!!!! kebosanan kebori-an nya aku... naper la dia nie poyo tahap giga... alasan yg paling aku xley terima 'OFFICER BARU TAKUT TAK BOLEY HANDLE UNIT PENJAJA'.. HOW CAN!! dia wat camtu.. kalo mcm tu lemak la derang...

Terus drop semangat aku nak wat keje.. bosan siuttt.... macam cipeng ( nie mala selalu ckp)

KPI -> KERJA PERLU IKHLAS

pergh...bosan tul hari nie... hari nie hari ahad.. tapi aku kene nek opis jugak atas inisiatif aku pasal nak siapkan keje yang melambak2 (mcm pasar lambak)..

yang aku tension sebabnya aku nie dah mcm jd MPO (multipurpose officer).. mau xnya.. semua keje diluar senarai tugas pun aku gak yang kene setelkan.. tapi aku sebagai servant goment yang lum kering cap jari nie menerima dengan seadanya keje tersebut... KPI (kerja perlu ikhlas) nanti x dpat pahala.. dapat penat jek..
tapi x lama lagi keje aku bakal berkurang selepas datangnya officer baru.. jgn samer jek kejenya udah ler...

I LUV MY JOB

BACK TO OL-SKOL...

WAH!!!!.. Xsabar rasernya nak menjejak kaki ke uitm balik... dan 3 tahun aku tinggal kan uitm shah alam tu ( kampus petaling jaya).. bermula 21 June 2009 nie aku akan mendaftarkan diri sebagai student semula di UiTM Shah Alam. Tapi aku study kat kampus Petaling Jaya..
Aku amik kos Ijazah Sarjana Muda Kesihatan dan Keselamatan Persekitaran (Kepujian).. dijangkakan selama 2 tahun setengah aku akan berulang alik dari Jaybee ke Peataling Jaya untuk menghadiri kelas.

Hati nie macam berat juga tapi aku kene kuatkan semangat.. kawan2 batch lamer pun ader yang mengapi2 kan aku untuk sambung belajar.. so aku pun kene kuatkan semangat. Kalo nak ikutkan hati rase macam malas, tapi mengenangkan hasrat mak ayah aku nak tengok aku amik scroll ijazah masa hari convo, so aku kene lakukan. lagi pun kan dapat pahala kalo gembirakan hati orang tua.

Duit yuran aku dah standby sekitar RM2k.. aku simpan wet belajar nie start aku keje.. disebabkan hobi aku yang suka sgt travel, so ckit sebanyak aku dan pakai wat g travel.. tapi aku nie jenis berjimat la juga, dapat la aku menyimpan. wet nak bayar untuk umah rumah yang aku beli gaj tu kene standby gak... banyaknya hutang...huhuhu..

harap2 aku dapat menamatkan study aku dengan jayanya. Aku nak jdi org yang berjaya... mane la tau kot2 dapat keje yang lebih baik.. dapat la aku apply..

ReCaLL mEmOry in Da OL-sKOL

Hatake Kakashi...

My favorite Hero Amine

Kakashi Hatake (はたけ　カカシ, Hatake Kakashi^?) is a fictional character in the Naruto manga and anime series created by Masashi Kishimoto. Kishimoto originally planned to introduce Kakashi in the manga to the series' titular character, Naruto Uzumaki, early on, but pushed back this meeting so that Naruto's teammates could be better developed.^[7]

In the story, Kakashi is the leader and teacher of Team 7, consisting of the series' primary characters, Sasuke Uchiha, Sakura Haruno, and Naruto Uzumaki. He is initially portrayed as a detached and apathetic figure, but as the series progresses, his loyalty to his friends and students becomes increasingly apparent. Kakashi's past has been extensively explored in the series, resulting in a gaiden being devoted to his past experiences. Kakashi has appeared in several pieces of Naruto media, including three of the four featured films in the series, all of the original video animations, and several video games.

Numerous anime and manga publications have praised and criticized Kakashi's character. Although he has been noted to be an echo of similar detached shōnen characters, the duality of Kakashi's apathetic and serious sides have been praised.^[8][9] Kakashi's popularity has been noted by reviewers; T.H.E.M. Anime Reviews commented that the series could simply be renamed "Kakashi."^[9] Kakashi has been highly popular with the Naruto reader base, placing high in several popularity polls.^[10] Merchandise based on Kakashi has also been released, including key chains and plush dolls.